Mr. D (Gerry Dee) Compilation
It belongs to "thatboyandrew" on youtube. This list is from his original video. I did not come up with this list. I just thought I'd post it for fun. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life? Describe the strangest dream you have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality or feature you would like to change about yourself? Do you have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend or boyfriend's friend? Do you think your boyfriend is marriage material? Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys love flirts. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes you, I love the way you look at me. I love how beautiful your eyes are. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.
Funny ass names
I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together. If you had to date anyone here right now, who would it be? Name one celebrity you would want to make out with Name five people you hate and why you hate them Name all the people you've had a crush on before Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school?
me and my friends are always coming up with retarded names like shawn shockwave, calvin fairplay, kipo fip, and the greatest of them all- Johnny Throw Em Down Pick Em Up. if you ever came up with some funny names, drop em here! While some of these names are funny, others are simply weird in a way that gets you thinking out loud "like really, are you for real." Just when you thought people couldn't get any weirder, this piece on funny usernames and nicknames people use online is sure to make you wonder. See Also: Really Stupid Questions To Ask People. Jun 16, When your real name is already taken on social media or a gaming system, it's tough to figure out what you're going to insert as your username. Instead of adding a dozen letters to the end of the name scribbled on your birth certificate, you might as well think of a funny username.
If you did, what did you do? What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you? Have you had your first kiss, if you have, were was it and who was it with? Have you ever seen a parent naked? Have you ever seen animals reproducing?
Have you stalked anyone, I finally got my dramatic kissing scene! Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning! In the pasanger seat of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why dogs only do this when its sunny out!
Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar! When your outside, run around reading lyrics and scream words to Singing in the Rain. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is Get Glad! Now, Bob, where were we?
Oh, no, sorry. Sing your questions to the class. Sit in When you walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. Before your science class starts, put a cooler that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my desk for the part you would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk. Raise your hand.
When called upon say the cactus has a question. Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - Top 20 List.
Mr. D (Gerry Dee) Compilation
Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, or to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get you in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends.
Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly by giving him effeminate names.
Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the next family wedding. Bunny Wabbit - you may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin cap and feed him grapes when No returnsies! Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"?
Jokes about Dirty Names. Share this list of Dirty Mean Names A. Nell Retentive A. Nell Soars A. Nellsechs. Aug 13, Some names are tragic, reminiscent of some old discord and some are can even get you in trouble. Others well, other names are funny, so funny that they might even embarrass the wearer and be part of an article like this one, feature 60 funny names that are so unfortunate, it's just laughable. Badass Names For Baby Boys And Girls Anytime we hear badass names we always look out for an intimidating, uncompromising and tough fellow. Most of the badass names are chosen for boys because boys are naturally more naughty than girls.
And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place. I Found that on the internet 1. When you were young, were you involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement or against Vietnam?
Why or why not?
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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying or you'll get some action faster than a pit bull on a t-bone. 2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all you want even if she is the kind who will out chug you in beer and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion. 3. Funny Team Names. Browse through team names to find funny team names and cool team names. Check out our complete list of team names. Are you looking for the best team name? Find the perfect funny name for your funny team. Funny Team Names Mar 22, Want something funny. Anyone have any good ideas? Funny Ass Gamertags? My little brother made a name for Halo 2 that was like JewKiller or something close to.
If so, what were they usually about? Did you have big fights with your dad when you were The 'poke' button on facebook is awesome But I think there should be a 'stab' button I almost got killed! Well, try reading it again and again and forget about the spelling, just listen to the utterance. The man might be a billionaire, but his name is a thousand times better.
I'm sure this guy presents himself like this: "My first name is Jack. My last name is Goff. Nice to meet you! This is a true pornstar name. Such a shame he is into Analytical Services. Wendy looks like she doesn't mind any of the free attention she gets due to her name.
Well, well, there are so many things going in the wrong direction here, that I just can't unsee this. His parents were definitely having the time of their lives when naming their baby. It seems this girl's fate had been written in the stars long before she was born. What a pair of trustee and justice. Did they get many votes? Anything else? This is so obvious, but still, try reading it quickly one more time. This is before "politically correct" was invented, right? Apart from the fact that his name is Dickie Head, he had to be a Major and also wear that hat Jack Kanoff can practice as an Asthma, but has a hard time living with himself, apparently.
He's Russian, his parents probably don't know English, but we do, ohh, we do There's nothing you can do if you were born one of the Fagots. People are just jealous!
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Willie seems like a happy man. Let's just not make fun of him, shall we? Count your cummings while you can. He might have been a ladies' favourite.
Her destiny is a cruel one and she should fight to overcome it. You can do it, Destinee.
Still, her parents, what were they thinking? Poor boy, here's Phat Ho! Read it again, please! Well, we're speechless here. These parents should go to jail! His parents were huge DC fans probably.
Nice job, guys!
Can you keep going? Is your belly hurt from all the laughter? There's nothing wrong with this name, apart from your dirty "spelling". His neighbours might be very happy to have him around.
Could anything be worse than a fart? This name. Poor guy! No, she's a great chef, not the main ingredient The Jewish Community Center seems like a strange gathering of youths